The problem with the Brazilian or shaving my pubic region was that I suffer from sensitive skin. I’d seen nightmare pictures on Pinterest about waxing gone bad, and I certainly didn’t want my vagina to become full of ingrown hair or other such inconveniences. Later that night, I showed my husband the gray hair, and I believe he actually smirked. I can’t stand it when he smirks. So, I casually dropped my idea of shaving it all off, and the smirk transformed into a drooling, panting from his eyes expression that kind of excited me.
The cheapest, most painless and easiest way of getting rid of pubic hair is the razor, but since once again, my vagina is mega-sensitive, I would need to be extremely careful. I know that it can lead to sweat, irritation and redness, because when I have to emergency shave my legs, that’s what happens. Also, the regrowth is much faster because the hairs are just cut and not ripped, which can cause excessive itching.
Waxing is the most common and effective method, but also the most painful! Unlike the razor, the hair bulb is ripped together with the hair and the regrowth is much slower. For this reason, I made the call. I figured, what’s a little wax-on-wax-off pain to add to stress, frustration and general madness. I made the appointment for the next day.
The next morning after completing the morning breakfast, packed lunches, backpack organization regime and dropping my kids off at school, I popped two Advil, had myself a double shot of espresso, and headed to my esthetician.
Two shots of vodka would have been much more effective.
The caffeine numbed nothing, it just made me more awake to experience the relentless pain. Childbirth was nothing compared to Olga’s Brazilian wax job. She certainly hadn’t look pissed off, when I walked in. When it was all over, she smiled and proudly indicated my vagina. With tears still streaming down my face, I managed to pick up my head to look down, and there, in all its bald glory, was my vagina. Smooth, flaming red, and topped with some soothing something to prevent irritation.
Quite a sight.
I paid…a lot…for the torture.
She handed me three Organyc® 100% pure, organic cotton panty liners and told me to use them for the next twenty-four hours, so that I could have the gentlest, safest cotton against my vagina.
Why Organic Cotton is the Best, Purest Kind
Unlike most other nationally advertised brands of pads, liners and tampons made of synthetics, like rayon and cellulose (wood pulp), Organyc has created a line of feminine care products using only the finest organic cotton – inside and out.
- Organic cotton is grown using methods and materials that have a low impact on the environment.
- Organic production systems replenish and maintain soil fertility, therefore organic cotton is grown without the use of toxic, persistent pesticides or synthetic fertilizers.
- Third-party certification organizations attentively regulate organic production.
- Federal regulations prohibit the use of genetically engineered seed for organic farming.
- All cotton sold as organic in the United States must meet strict federal guidelines that regulate how the cotton is grown.
I strutted out of the beauty shop and began humming,
“I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing!”
I couldn’t wait to get home to do laundry!
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About Organyc sensitive skin feminine care products. Organyc feminine care products are made of 100% organic cotton inside and out are the only brand which provides complete protection for you and your sensitive skin. They have unsurpassed absorbency and leak protection and are cotton-soft and gentle. Conceived in Milan, Italy, they are now available at leading stores and ecommerce retailers throughout the U.S. To try a sample (tampons, liners or pads) or learn more call 1-844-ORGANYC (1-844-674-2692) or visit Samples & Coupons.